2 free meals in 12 hours

After performing meticulous surgery on a delectable T-bone last night with some genuinely enjoyable company (they always taste good when they're free-the steak, not the company) , my spirits were untouchable. Even the 10 minute bike ride home through Hurricane Abilene couldn't smudge the smile on my face. Once warm and dry and watching the Suns regain their rightful place as winners, an accidental dart to the leg couldn't even faze me.

Transition, not translation

In this edition of Il-Luke-al (when something goes beyond 'illegal' it becomes 'Il-Luke-al') we remember the man, the myth, the crack-pot: L. Ron Hubbard. On this day in 1950 Hubbard publishes what became the foundation for Scientology- Dienetics. For you visual learners Scientology's mascot is the Dodo bird.

Hubbard earns a spot among the ranks of the Il-Luke-al because of his cracker-jackass beliefs and the "scientific torture experiments" he conducted on his children.

Transition. With gusto

I'm off to another meal on ACU's dollar (seriously) so I bid you Blahg-lievers good day.