SUMATRA?!

Blahg-lievers, Palindrome Campaign 8002008 is turning out to be a huge success!! Our influence has extended even to the reaches of Sumatra (check clustermap below). If the dots on the map are lies to make the Blahg Staff feel better, mission accomplished. We can't stop now; keep spreading the word. May the message this beacon of truth proclaims continue to cross borders and oceans and generations.

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The Old Stacians Cricket Club A XI team remains undefeated after a victory over Orpington by 6 wickets, while our 1st XI team fell to 1-2 with a difficult loss to Downham & Bellingham this weekend. Stay posted.

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And now a new segment called Pr-edict-ions(read predictions), where we not only suggest the future-we mandate it. This special fashion edition pr-edict-s the future of summer wear. With global warming melting everyone's sense of humor away, we need a way to stay cool. And now the pr-edict-ion:

This air-conditioned suit ought to do the trick. So let it be written, so let it be done. Checks payable to "Blahg."

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Thanks for tuning in, Blahg-lievers. Good Day!