Krump is the new black

We've got a new sport. The Community of Blahg-lievers officially endorses Cricket and now Krumping. This crap is excellent. We're working together with our sponsors to possibly organize a group krump event. Stay posted.

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The other morning I witnessed a miracle. I'm waiting in the loading dock of a local Wal-Mart with a pallet full of Blue Bell, along with other vendors, to be checked in. This miracle inspired a new segment on the Blahg, DISPROVEN- where we disprove things that used to be true before we disproved them in the segment called DISPROVEN. The miracle went like this: The Dolly Madison guy was wheeling a cart of sugary goods in from his truck. Simultaneously the Gandy's man was wheeling in his assorted dairy rack. Their paths crossed in a most non-intentional way and a spectacular collision followed. As I offered my help by standing motionless gazing at the jumbled array of mixed food products so as to not get in the way, I realized that I had been lied to; a myth was disproven- you can have your cake and count your eggs before they hatch.

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Krump on Blahg-lievers.