Let's play "Who knows the Editor-in-Chief best." Guess how I would arrange those words. Here's a hint-I would start with Parked and end with cars are better than amusement parks. Along with Ben Reeves, Robert McCall, and Dylan Gay, I payed a visit to Six Flags Over Texas last weekend. It had been a coon's age* since my last trek to an amusement park and my memories were fond. My memories are conspiring against me. Imagine unending, shiver-inducing noise, suffocating heat, and vomit-inducing** movement (of the crowds-not even mentioning the day-ruining motion of the rides) combined with the impatience of the pubescent hoards texting their morality away. Oh and can I give you $80? Amusement parks suck. Roller coasters suck. Suck.
Transition
Sorry about the publishing drought- the censors are relentless. Stay strong***
Reading:
*6 weeks-11 years
**A lot of things were 'induced' that day
***here 'strong' means 'posted'
1 comment:
i swore off six flags long ago due to the variables you mentioned. however, i have found that holiday in the park time is a much better alternative due to cooler weather (no more sweating) and shorter lines.
really though, just stick to wet 'n wild (aka hurricane harbor). if you get hot standing in line, just jump in the lazy river
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