Here's to yo(U of Phoenix)

"Even in the heat of battle, recognition of an admirable adversary is appropriate"
-Luke Reeves, quoted on lukereeves.blogspot.com

I salute you Jenine, admissions counselor for the University of Phoenix online. You've called me about 40 times in the last year and a half and I've returned your call exactly never. You claim I've expressed interest in your university and so you recruit me; relentlessly you recruit me. And now we find ourselves in a prolonged season of war. It's your barrage of calls versus my commitment to never talk to you. The minute you stop calling me, I've won. Conversely, my white flag will be waving if ever I answer or call you back.

Jenine, you've displayed note-worthy determination. Your tactics have even matured over time. However, be warned that you're up against a worthy adversary. This is a battle I will not soon lose.

And so, after the brief hiatus for recognition of the opponent's admirable qualities, the battle must and does rage on. May the force be with me.