Abre Los Ojos

Attempting to break a monumental record is even more difficult than setting it. Faithful members of the Community of Blahglievers may remember a game I play involving feet and courage. This morning I was feelin' it. I did a 25 without breaking a sweat. I stopped to regroup and start over. I got back up to 31 and was ready to break my all time record of 34 when my knee and face were introduced to a bench and bush respectively.

The fact that I bit the dust wasn't the worst of it. I made contact with the bench via my right knee. After the last post, I'm sure you want to know more about my peculiar body, so here it is: I've got this awesome thing called Osgood-Schlatter's disease on my right knee; "Ozzy" for short. Ozzy was the liaison between my body and the bench. Cool.


Notice below- Left Knee:No Ozzy




And below- Right Knee: Ozzy






As I limp my way back to pick up my pride, you can take heart knowing that I obviously learned nothing from my last reading.

Current Reading
The Virtue of Selfishness
by Ayn Rand

Be good, Blahglievers...walk with your eyes open.