After a weekend of freezing in Belton, I was thrilled to learn that the frigid air had taken 36 west to Abilene behind me. Yesterday it was too cold to push a button, so the Blahgarazzi were sent out on location at 2025 Lincoln to record the madness. Check out the 'Ice in Abilene' album.
Transition
I love coffee. I love to drink it. I love to talk about it while drinking it. In fact right now I'm having some. My own special recipe: One part amaretto creamer, two parts hot cocoa mix, two cups coffee. I call it a Caldera. If you don't get it, read the first sentence here.
I just read an article about a fancy coffee machine, the owners of which would certainly scoff if a coffee pariah like me ever entered their shop and asked for a Caldera. I quote from the article:
“Siphon coffee is very delicate,” he said. “It’s sweeter and juicier, and the flavors change as the temperature changes. Sometimes it has a texture so light it’s almost moussey.”
What's the secret ingredient, Radium? The last time I heard of a solution that changed chemical and physical states on a whim was when the DEA raided Bob Barker's medicine cabinet in an effort to discover the reason for his 215 year life span. If you think I'm being cruel to Bob, think again. Warning: gruesome image ahead if you follow that link.
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As a person who has first-hand experience viewing the corpse formerly known as Bob Barker,I can tell you that even though the man has had more work done than the Statue of Liberty, he will be a charmer until the day the Botox dies.
Honestly, he makes Bill Clinton seem unconvincing and uncharismatic. Drew Carey,eat your heart out, sir.
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