As I'm zombie-standing at the copy machine a minute ago, 3/4 of the way to mental Neverland, I catch a glimpse of my attire...Grey khakis, olive/green/brown polo, earth shoes, brown leather belt, black fleece vest...what if I were a car?...holy crap I'm a '70s Land Rover...not even a restored one. I may sit under a car port at night, but I live on the savanna. I have detachable doors and a soft roof. Recently in a fender-bender. Here's me in automotive form:
And in reality:I realize it's a rough comparison. Go with it. I really thought I was on to something earlier.
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
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I would like to take this moment to say that, although I normal find you to be a snappy dresser, I am disappointed with the fact that you would dare to mix a black fleece with such a predominately brown outfit. I mean, really. Get some brown tires, man.
Pros can mix brown and black.
I think the "Dress How You Drive" idea has legs as a potential feature on the Blahg.
For instance, all of the girls that are fond of the tights+skirt look= the Delorean from Back to the Future.
It's an 80's throwback and the tights are useless like the novelty doors on the Delorean.
Think about it, my friend.
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