Top Ten thoughts Derek Fisher has while throwing up a big 3 point shot.

10. Do HD cameras add 10 pounds of fat or muscle?
9. If this airballs, act like it was a pass to Dwight Howard.
8. This is gonna look sweet in slow-mo.
7. If this goes, I’m unveiling a new catch phrase. “Fresh Fish!!” No. “You can’t catch this fish!!” No…
6. Is there a hockey game on right now?
5. If we win the ‘ship, do we get to go to Obama’s house?
4. If we win the ‘ship will they give us a key to the city? It’s 2009, surely Los Angeles has keyless entry…
3. If we win the ‘ship, will they give us cars? I don’t want a Buick. Tiger made the right move getting out of that Centrum Silver-soaked contract.
2. Kobe should have taken this shot.
1. I would have so much more street cred if I just got a tat.