Showing posts with label peculiar body. Show all posts
Showing posts with label peculiar body. Show all posts

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Abre Los Ojos

Attempting to break a monumental record is even more difficult than setting it. Faithful members of the Community of Blahglievers may remember a game I play involving feet and courage. This morning I was feelin' it. I did a 25 without breaking a sweat. I stopped to regroup and start over. I got back up to 31 and was ready to break my all time record of 34 when my knee and face were introduced to a bench and bush respectively.

The fact that I bit the dust wasn't the worst of it. I made contact with the bench via my right knee. After the last post, I'm sure you want to know more about my peculiar body, so here it is: I've got this awesome thing called Osgood-Schlatter's disease on my right knee; "Ozzy" for short. Ozzy was the liaison between my body and the bench. Cool.


Notice below- Left Knee:No Ozzy




And below- Right Knee: Ozzy






As I limp my way back to pick up my pride, you can take heart knowing that I obviously learned nothing from my last reading.

Current Reading
The Virtue of Selfishness
by Ayn Rand


Be good, Blahglievers...walk with your eyes open.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Don I now my foolish apparel


I've been thinking lately about appropriate levels of self-disclosure in relationship. You've got to give the other person something, but certainly not too much.
I think I'm at a point with you, Community of Blahglievers, where I can disclose a bit of intimate info without scaring you off.

In the anarchy that is my physical body, there are parts which run rogue; each with its own agenda. One such part is located at my left posterior wrist. A self-diagnosis points to faulty Eccrine sweat glands. These glands regulate body temperature and are in particularly high concentration at the palms, forehead, and soles of feet.

It is my hypothesis that some rogue Eccrines migrated from my left palm to the outside of my left wrist and are now working overtime.

The situation is: on random, unforeseeable occasions, my left wrist will perspire regardless of external conditions. Sometimes I'm cold and I'll notice I've got a case of sweaty wrist. Sometimes I'm falling asleep, warm and cozy, and I'll notice a case of sweaty wrist. At one point I tried to document each occurrence and discern a pattern in flare ups, but to no avail. It flares up when it wants to.

To date, my only successful countermeasure has been to don a wristband. My feelings of foolishness mix with feelings of triumph as I conquer those mindless infidel Eccrines in my left wrist. I thought about including a picture as evidence, then I thought: gross.

Now that you've seen the moist skeleton in my closet, I beseech you- don't judge me for my honesty. If you're going to judge me, let it be on the basis of my freak features.
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