This arsonist of articulation, beyond being the John Madden of the NBA, may have something to add to society-the NBA playoffs are exciting. Take Jeremy Piven's advice and dig in to this action. Lose Lost and fast forward through 24- this is the hottest first round since Ali/Liston '65.
Red Baron Davis of the 8-seed Warriors delivers dirty DiGiornos to the (league best?) Mavs who can't buck last year's increasingly constricting horse collar. Leandro Barbosa drys out the lakes of L.A. Ben "Tupac" Gordon shoots spitballs in the face of the league's Goliath. Denver refines a pair of dusty old spurs and makes gold. Bron's calves kick the crutch that is Antawn Jamison. Sam Mitchell nets the C.O.T.Y. award then nets New Jersey. Drama comparable to telemundo.
And a quick note to the Kobe scoffers-no he didn't put up big numbers vs. Phoenix in game two, and no he won't lead his team past the first round this year, but he is and will always be a champion. I hope the Suns fans who cheered when Kobe went down realize that they live in a dumpy city where a barking dog is a class one misdemeanor.
Eat more Sharky's.
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