Turning over new e-leaves

A blahg history course would reveal that in 2005 the world was blessed with 10 posts. In 2k6, another 10. Perhaps it's all the service organization commercials or maybe it's the "real fruit pieces" of peach in my morning oatmeal, but something provided inspiration for, drumroll, 11 posts just this month. You're welcome, blahg-lievers (believers/readers of the blahg...just go with it).

Transition

Now a troubling commentary. Cross Hugh Grant off the "Blahg Be-Like" list. No longer should we emulate the squinty-eyes and khaki Britishness. Grant has been arrested on charges of assault with a can of baked beans. Paparazzi can be burdensome and should be kept on their heels with fists and words. But how could Hugh use beans in this way? He must be unaware that modern-day European bean recipes are derivatives of Native American recipes involving bear fat and maple syrup; its true. Native Americans are American too and as long as I bleed red nobody insults an American without retribution. So adios Hugh. What you did was not just illegal, it was il-Luke-al, which is worse.

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Finally in sports, Steven Jackson is a hoodlum, Liverpool FC will invade like Lincoln's north and Pakistan Cricket kicks butt. Welcome aboard.