as i sucked the toothpaste out of the long-since dry tube for the 2nd week a two-part Smee moment dawned like the sun over a discount thrift shop: its hard to get this stuff out and i'm more frugal than that holiday flick.
if the 7th grade Christmas gift bicycle i ride everyday and june 2005 bottle of head and shoulders i dust off about once a week weren't enough to shock me out of my skimpiness, perhaps the testimony of my roommates would be. i'm sure they could recite to you luke's rules for inexpensive living: never turn anything on, never leave anything on, and if you're cold put more on.
thing is: the horizon in front looks very similar to the one behind
i just checked the mirror and in fact i don't have a note on my head that says "explain everything to me twice." why on planet earth have 4 people done that to me today? its before 10:00 am.
shaping up to be a fine tuesday
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