He's Back!

A thousand apologies for the post drought. Cause for a new post just landed on my doorstep in the form of an old friend, who is our newest addition to the Blahg Be-Like List = Chris Lee. Not only did this fine fellow just finish his first year of medical school with flying colors taking another step toward healing countless people, but he laughed at my jokes (which is more important).

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Raise your glasses high, Blahg-lievers, it's time for today's Old Stacian Update. On Saturday, our A XI Team extended their winning streak to 1 but more importantly moved to 3-1 on the season. Our 1st XI Team lost a difficult East Kent League match on the road to Sandwich. This just in...I'd rather lose than have my team named "sandwich."

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While standing in a -20 degree freezer listening to the high-pitched gripes of a co-worker (who claims to know how to run Wal-Mart better than Wal-Mart) regarding the rising temperatures in the world, a solution was realized. This issue of pr-edict-ions (where we not only predict the future, we mandate it) will not only save the world, it will make you feel like a pirate (which is more important). The ice caps at the corners of our world are allegedly melting. You should care about this because with nothing to stand on, the Polar Bears that make Coca-Cola will no longer be able to. Noted scientists* say water levels will rise to dangerous highs with the melting of these glaciers. What do we do with this water? The pr-edict-ion is... every bed in the world will be a water bed-filled with melted glacier water. So let it be written, so let it be done.

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