Big Brother Buys Blue Bell

Welcome back, Community of Blahg-lievers! Let's play Deadliest Catch-up of the daily highlights since the last publishing.

Wednesday- Can't remember.
Thursday- On the clock 1:00-8:00pm.
Friday-On the clock 5:15am-1:30pm.
Saturday- On the clock 5:30-10:00am. Mow yard 10:00-10:30. Get suckered into mowing neighbor's yards (4) 11:00am-4:00pm.
Sunday- God.
Monday- On the clock 1:00-8:35pm.
Tuesday- On the clock 4:52am-8:27pm. Curse you Blue Bell.
Today- Cruise local pawn shops attempting to locate my soul which I apparently sold to the man.

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The 2007 NBA Draft is tomorrow night. The only other acceptable thing you should be watching is this. No noses were broken during the filming of...actually I can't be sure of that. Maybe I'll create a Wikipedia page which states facts about the safety of the cast and set, then cite that as a reputable source. My prediction- Yi over Horford.

Transition, but just slight 'cause we're still in sports

The wet weather Abilene has been experiencing must have made its way to Kent, England as The Old Stacians Cricket Club's last two matches were cancelled on account of rain. June 30th our 1st XI Team takes on Walmer as our A XI Team will meet Harvel at home. See the link to the left to join the fan club.

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A junior qwerty jock has rejoined the ranks in an apprentice role. He's talented and unpredictable, which is why I've taken him under my wing. Meet the Mayor of Crazy Town. The more people visit his page, the more pressure he'll feel to write. Let's get on it.

This edition was pretty crappy. I'll make it up tomorrow or I'll give each of you $30. Adios Community.