39 degrees, freezing rain

At perhaps soon to be Miller-Coors field last night, the Rockies dominated the NLCS to move on to the Big Show for the first time ever. The Rockies have 8 days off before they face the Indians (yes the Tribe will hang the Sox out to dry) in the World Series, giving me just enough time to begin a relationship-endingly serious trash-talking campaign with grandparents Wyman and Shirley Balfour of Cleveland, OH. Bring the gauze.