It's a game of skill and courage. It's a game of true exhilaration; exhilaration I (read this next part out loud 5 times fast) reap weekly.
If you've seen me on campus and waved and I didn't respond, it's because at that moment, beneath my sunglasses, I'm playing this game. It's the Close-Your-Eyes-While-You're-Walking-And-Take-As-Many-Steps-As-You-Can-Game. The rules are impossibly confusing, but believe me it's fun. Routinely I do a 10 or a 15 without breaking a sweat*. My all time record is 34. I defy you Blahg-lievers to step into the ring and bring down my record. And it can't be on an airport runway or open meadow. My record was set on campus, during a weekday morning when there was some pedestrian traffic to navigate. Adios and good luck.
p.s. The University of Phoenix called me this morning.
*This really is saying something-my spiritual gift is perspiring; I sweat in the shower .
5 comments:
I play this game...while I'm driving.
Please tell me you played this game while walking through Gardner clad only in sunglasses and a smile.
Fantastic game sleeves!! Sounds like a top-rate game for our next foray to B's lake house.
By the way, I wrote that last post.
"I" am Lance. bye
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