Delinquent Botanists

Community of Blahg-lievers, the world has taken a leap down the road to strange town. In my last post I commented on a rain storm which took place as I sat and watched from my front porch. The morning after I was given a gift, or was the receiver of a prank-you be the judge. I arose Sunday morning to find, in the middle of my front yard, a freshly planted 2.5 foot tall baby palm tree. Further investigation led to the information that this prank cost the prankster at least $70 and possibly up to $200. This prank joins the ranks of the Blahg's beloved files-specifically under the label "il-Luke-al"(when something goes beyond illegal it crosses into the realm of the il-luke-al, which is worse). I don't care who you are and how much money you have to blow on pranks- my landscaping is my business and the dead center of my front yard isn't where I would have planted a palm tree. If you are out there, rogue botanist, keep your trust-fund baby eye on my property because you better know I'm going to love and nurture that tree as if it were my own. Pictures soon.

Transition

The Editor-in-Chief of this fine publication and elected leader of the Community of Blahg-lievers may participate in a Guinness World Record setting activity later this year. Stay posted and get the hype going for Doctoberfest. Ninja vanish.