If you aren't frequenters of Running Down a Dream, you should be. If you are, you know of the polarizing subject that is Liverpool FC. Endorsing an obscure sports franchise has so brilliantly divided their audience, why not irritate our audience with a similar move?
After successful negotiations by our Senior Ombudsman, I'm proud to announce the Blahg's newest* Corporate Partner the Colorado 49ers. Currently the first runners up in the southwest division of the NBA Developmental League, the 49ers are thrilled to receive the Blahg's Official Endorsement, joining current Partners the Old Stacians Cricket Club and the Pakistan Cricket Club. Big things poppin'.
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If that news doesn't get your motor runnin' this will. If you don't love this, you have no soul:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4cwPBL6IZks
*Unofficial, but don't tell them that
Showing posts with label oscc. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oscc. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Big Brother Buys Blue Bell
Welcome back, Community of Blahg-lievers! Let's play Deadliest Catch-up of the daily highlights since the last publishing.
Wednesday- Can't remember.
Thursday- On the clock 1:00-8:00pm.
Friday-On the clock 5:15am-1:30pm.
Saturday- On the clock 5:30-10:00am. Mow yard 10:00-10:30. Get suckered into mowing neighbor's yards (4) 11:00am-4:00pm.
Sunday- God.
Monday- On the clock 1:00-8:35pm.
Tuesday- On the clock 4:52am-8:27pm. Curse you Blue Bell.
Today- Cruise local pawn shops attempting to locate my soul which I apparently sold to the man.
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The 2007 NBA Draft is tomorrow night. The only other acceptable thing you should be watching is this. No noses were broken during the filming of...actually I can't be sure of that. Maybe I'll create a Wikipedia page which states facts about the safety of the cast and set, then cite that as a reputable source. My prediction- Yi over Horford.
Transition, but just slight 'cause we're still in sports
The wet weather Abilene has been experiencing must have made its way to Kent, England as The Old Stacians Cricket Club's last two matches were cancelled on account of rain. June 30th our 1st XI Team takes on Walmer as our A XI Team will meet Harvel at home. See the link to the left to join the fan club.
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A junior qwerty jock has rejoined the ranks in an apprentice role. He's talented and unpredictable, which is why I've taken him under my wing. Meet the Mayor of Crazy Town. The more people visit his page, the more pressure he'll feel to write. Let's get on it.
This edition was pretty crappy. I'll make it up tomorrow or I'll give each of you $30. Adios Community.
Wednesday- Can't remember.
Thursday- On the clock 1:00-8:00pm.
Friday-On the clock 5:15am-1:30pm.
Saturday- On the clock 5:30-10:00am. Mow yard 10:00-10:30. Get suckered into mowing neighbor's yards (4) 11:00am-4:00pm.
Sunday- God.
Monday- On the clock 1:00-8:35pm.
Tuesday- On the clock 4:52am-8:27pm. Curse you Blue Bell.
Today- Cruise local pawn shops attempting to locate my soul which I apparently sold to the man.
Transition
The 2007 NBA Draft is tomorrow night. The only other acceptable thing you should be watching is this. No noses were broken during the filming of...actually I can't be sure of that. Maybe I'll create a Wikipedia page which states facts about the safety of the cast and set, then cite that as a reputable source. My prediction- Yi over Horford.
Transition, but just slight 'cause we're still in sports
The wet weather Abilene has been experiencing must have made its way to Kent, England as The Old Stacians Cricket Club's last two matches were cancelled on account of rain. June 30th our 1st XI Team takes on Walmer as our A XI Team will meet Harvel at home. See the link to the left to join the fan club.
Transition
A junior qwerty jock has rejoined the ranks in an apprentice role. He's talented and unpredictable, which is why I've taken him under my wing. Meet the Mayor of Crazy Town. The more people visit his page, the more pressure he'll feel to write. Let's get on it.
This edition was pretty crappy. I'll make it up tomorrow or I'll give each of you $30. Adios Community.
Friday, May 25, 2007
He's Back!
A thousand apologies for the post drought. Cause for a new post just landed on my doorstep in the form of an old friend, who is our newest addition to the Blahg Be-Like List = Chris Lee. Not only did this fine fellow just finish his first year of medical school with flying colors taking another step toward healing countless people, but he laughed at my jokes (which is more important).
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Raise your glasses high, Blahg-lievers, it's time for today's Old Stacian Update. On Saturday, our A XI Team extended their winning streak to 1 but more importantly moved to 3-1 on the season. Our 1st XI Team lost a difficult East Kent League match on the road to Sandwich. This just in...I'd rather lose than have my team named "sandwich."
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While standing in a -20 degree freezer listening to the high-pitched gripes of a co-worker (who claims to know how to run Wal-Mart better than Wal-Mart) regarding the rising temperatures in the world, a solution was realized. This issue of pr-edict-ions (where we not only predict the future, we mandate it) will not only save the world, it will make you feel like a pirate (which is more important). The ice caps at the corners of our world are allegedly melting. You should care about this because with nothing to stand on, the Polar Bears that make Coca-Cola will no longer be able to. Noted scientists* say water levels will rise to dangerous highs with the melting of these glaciers. What do we do with this water? The pr-edict-ion is... every bed in the world will be a water bed-filled with melted glacier water. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Final Transition
Thanks for tuning in Blahg-lievers. Spread the word. Tell people they'll get free money if they join the Community of Blahg-lievers.**
*'noted' in this context means that they are mentioned in this note
** if they believe that, they're disqualified from the Community
Transition
Raise your glasses high, Blahg-lievers, it's time for today's Old Stacian Update. On Saturday, our A XI Team extended their winning streak to 1 but more importantly moved to 3-1 on the season. Our 1st XI Team lost a difficult East Kent League match on the road to Sandwich. This just in...I'd rather lose than have my team named "sandwich."
Transition
While standing in a -20 degree freezer listening to the high-pitched gripes of a co-worker (who claims to know how to run Wal-Mart better than Wal-Mart) regarding the rising temperatures in the world, a solution was realized. This issue of pr-edict-ions (where we not only predict the future, we mandate it) will not only save the world, it will make you feel like a pirate (which is more important). The ice caps at the corners of our world are allegedly melting. You should care about this because with nothing to stand on, the Polar Bears that make Coca-Cola will no longer be able to. Noted scientists* say water levels will rise to dangerous highs with the melting of these glaciers. What do we do with this water? The pr-edict-ion is... every bed in the world will be a water bed-filled with melted glacier water. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Final Transition
Thanks for tuning in Blahg-lievers. Spread the word. Tell people they'll get free money if they join the Community of Blahg-lievers.**
*'noted' in this context means that they are mentioned in this note
** if they believe that, they're disqualified from the Community
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