Skydiving into Traffic: A QWERTY Conversation

joseph.halbert: i'm jumping out of a plane in few hoursme: is your head shaved for maximum aerodynamic factor?

joseph.halbert: yes

me: you're destined for success

you going with anyone?

joseph.halbert: it's a bachelor party weekend so me and the bachelor

from the wedding not from the tv show

me: did you pass that final you didn't study for?

joseph.halbert: probably

they take like 6 weeks to give us grades

me: 6 weeks of freedom

joseph.halbert: haha yeah

i just got hit by the dump truck gtg

Warning: Gross and Immature: a QWERTY Conversation

bmaenius: see ya tomorrow

me: yeah just wait for me

bmaenius: ill be on the corner

pick me up

me: i'll be driving an ice cream truck

bmaenius: i love icecream

me: how many times have you gone #2 today

bmaenius: not once

but ask me how many times yesterday

me: how many

bmaenius: 4

me: you realize you're an elite poo athlete, right?

bmaenius: i am in training

i am not elite yet, intermediate.

me: do you have any competitors?

bmaenius: krista

i hear she can poop a mean poop

me: the great poopoff 2008. 2 maeniuses, 2 anuses, 1 winner

Food, Festivals, and Freedom: A QWERTY Conversation

joseph.halbert: my german prof bought us breakfast this is phenomenal

muffins, cheese, cookies, orange juice

me: was this penance for that time he brought a bow and arrow to class to bring down the family of bats in the rafters and accidentally tagged one of the students?

joseph.halbert: i think so bc he's wearing a t-shirt that says "bats are whack" in fake airbrush font

me: from the caricature stand at the fair?

joseph.halbert: either the fair or fiesta, tx

me: you ever go to the fair in abilene?

joseph.halbert: no i go in austin sometimes tho

how is the key city fair?

me: like a piece of food stuck in a mullet mated with a blind bowl of cabbagejoseph.halbert: i saw movie like that once. i'm not proud of it

me:did you need a parent permission slip signed?

joseph.halbert: no i was 18 but still in hs

me: 18 in hs is like being a freed slave still living on the plantation

joseph.halbert: hahaha

Lufkin: The Texan Bermuda Triangle: A Qwerty Conversation

joseph.halbert: how does one wrestle a hurricane

me: with a dream and a bull whip

joseph.halbert: that is hardcoreme: almost as hardcore as this article review i'm writing

joseph.halbert: for class?

me: yeah. about patent infringement litigation regarding classroom management softwarejoseph.halbert: cool is it 9th circuit

me: its in lufkin...so...who knows

joseph.halbert: they are no computers in lufkin

there is one pac-man machine in a pizza hut

me: and one patron, shane spencer

joseph.halbert: my computer just lost its mind

me: are you in lufkin?

Brady, buying and babies: a Qwerty Conversation

joseph.halbert: two days to kickoff. i feel very comfortable

me: brady was faking the whole ankle thing...master of mind games

joseph.halbert: yesabsolutely

me: you ever buy stuff on ebay?

joseph.halbert: yes

usually cds or dvds

sometimes crazy clothes

me: when you get outbid, is your first instinct primal rage?

joseph.halbert: followed closely by vengeance and alcoholism

a year ago i was bidding on shakira tix for my gf and me

and i saw that the othe rperson was going to beat me no matter what

so i went into f you mode and upped the bid by like $80me: her hips don't lie, i don't blame you

joseph.halbert: i had no intention of winning but i wished suffering on my adversary

that's why i can beat up little kids

me: victory in battle starts with ruthlessness behind the keyboard

joseph.halbert: the spartans taught us that

leonidus started the first poke war