Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Gym Rats, a transcript

At 24 hour fitness center yesterday evening.  Predictable cast present: aerobi-glider spandex senior woman; short shorts on the treadmill doctor; muscle-head, shaved-arm, watch themselves in the mirror dudes; hasn't started working out yet but stretches a lot and watches himself in the mirror guy.  Me.

Shaved-Arm Dude: "Hey man, is that move you're doing for your post-anterior deltoid?"
Luke: [pulls out earphone right at the good part Enrique Iglesias' Do You Know (the Ping Pong Song)] "I'm sorry"
S.A.D.: "Does that work the post-anterior deltoid?" [points to inside of his shoulder and moves arm in circle while obviously flexing entire body for effect]
L: "um...yes?"
S.A.D.: [in a used car salesman kind of way] "Ha, yeah I thought so.  It's workin' for you bro.  You've got some squibbly shoulders."
L: "um...yes?"
 
If it is bragging to be publishing the fact that I have 'squibbly' shoulders, then I'm sorry.  But I think I might have been out-vocabularied by shaved-arm dude, and that's nothing to brag about. 

1 comment:

Justin said...

Does this mean Hanson is what people might call "uber-squibbly"?

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