At 24 hour fitness center yesterday evening. Predictable cast present: aerobi-glider spandex senior woman; short shorts on the treadmill doctor; muscle-head, shaved-arm, watch themselves in the mirror dudes; hasn't started working out yet but stretches a lot and watches himself in the mirror guy. Me.
Luke: [pulls out earphone right at the good part Enrique Iglesias' Do You Know (the Ping Pong Song)] "I'm sorry"
S.A.D.: "Does that work the post-anterior deltoid?" [points to inside of his shoulder and moves arm in circle while obviously flexing entire body for effect]
L: "um...yes?"
S.A.D.: [in a used car salesman kind of way] "Ha, yeah I thought so. It's workin' for you bro. You've got some squibbly shoulders."
L: "um...yes?"
If it is bragging to be publishing the fact that I have 'squibbly' shoulders, then I'm sorry. But I think I might have been out-vocabularied by shaved-arm dude, and that's nothing to brag about.
1 comment:
Does this mean Hanson is what people might call "uber-squibbly"?
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